Celise Downs

Heytherehey Badass GoddessBoss,

I see you over there, gettin' all up in your business feels.

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Until you realize that you maybe-probably hit Publish on your blog post before going back to finish that one sentence. Gah! I hate when that happens.

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Or maybe you saw that one-star book review on Amazon and it was as painful as getting sucker-punched in the hoohah. Or so I’ve heard.

I get it. Editing your words can be challenging. You can read your content over and over and still miss the small details. After the 50 kajillionth read-through, the word jungle starts to get so dense you need a machete.

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So before you stick a fork in your eye and call it a day…HOLD. UP. 

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I’m here to help.

I can't tell you if you've got lipstick on your teeth. #grinandbareit

I can't tell you if your skirt is tucked into the back of your underwear. #giveyourselfapatontheass

Nor can I tell you about the coffee stain that's in a questionable spot on your blouse. #GoGoGadgetCardigan

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​ Here's what I CAN do:

Literally, SAVE YOUR ASS!        

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And by literally, I mean LITerally because words are my love language. Even though it's kinda like herding cats sometimes. #meow

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Awkward phrasing? Be gone!

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Don't know when to use they're, there, and their? I got you, girl!

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Did your male character start out with short brown hair in Chapter One and has a blond ponytail in Chapter Six? Not today, sister!

Whether you've written a book, blog post, course, or newsletter, I can shine your crown of prose and be the final set of eyes before you hit send or publish.

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The coffee is hot and the laptop is open, so let's do this!

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