Wendy D. Smith

PET WRITING SAMPLESWENDY D.- MEGA CAT The only all-natural, 100% protein food formulated specifically for your cat. No artificial fillers, colors or flavorings. No animal by products are ever used in our exclusive formulas - only real meat and fish. You can be sure that your cat's daily nutritional requirements are being met by a protein-based diet cats crave. Seven flavors available in both dry and canned formulas to meet your cat's needs. Your kitty will love Mega Cat, or your money back! *FLAVORS* Kitten Chow Poultry, Kitten Chow Ocean Fish, Indoor Cat Surf 'n Turf, Active Cat Hunter's Plate, Urinary Health Chicken, Urinary Health Salmon and Special Formula Lamb & Rice for elderly and convalescent cats. Available in pull top 6 oz. cans; 3.5 lb, 7 lb., and 16 lb. resealable zip bags. == FELINE FASHION Cats don't have bad hair days. Their fur is silky, smooth and never out of place. It's naturally thick and luxurious. They wash themselves with their tongues all day long, so they never have to worry about oily, limp, dirty hair. They're born with a uniquely stylish and colorful look. They never worry about what they're going to wear! And lastly, they can sit, wrestle, prance, run, jump, or spread their legs akimbo anytime they want. No wardrobe malfunctions! == WHAT CATS ARE THINKING 1. Where does he go every day ? He must be going to hunt the elusive Meow Munch lair ! 2. Why aren't you petting me ? Do your damn job. Lazy human ! 3. I have...feelings for my human. I know it's wrong, but when I'm kneading her belly she reminds me of my mommy ! 4. There is a war going on in this neighborhood. We are being infiltrated by dog people. And those birds are spies ! Must. Kill. Them. 5. Ahhhhhh ! That spot of sunshine on the floor has my name on it. Zzzzzzz...