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Kitting Out Your Mancave
The Essentials
S
o, you have finally done it, you have spent a hell of a long time thinking about doing
it. The time has come to stand back and admire it, in all its awesome glory. But what
is it? It's your one and only, me time, do what I want, when I want to do it, I wear the
trousers, testosterone-filled.............. Mancave. Your beautiful wife permitted you last
week, but in return, you had to promise to decorate the kitchen. You love your wife so
much, she really is the best wife in the world, you feel so pumped up, you might even
decorate the whole house for her......at some point. But in the meantime, you have
invited all your mates over, for next weekend, the Big Match is on, the beer is gonna
be flowing, the music is gonna be pumping and it really is going to be a historical night
to remember.
Gadgets for Men, Stuff Guys Want
You have worked it all out, your darling wife has set you a budget of £1000 which you
have secretly tweaked and trebled because you want to cram it full to the brim of
Gadgets for Men. After all, you need Stuff Guys Want. First thing first, you are going
to have to fly through the internet and buy buy buy. Omg, this is going to be so exciting.
But probably best if your adorable wife, the love of your life, doesn't actually see what
you are going to buy. So, you will need to delete all your google history, have your wits
about you, keep your eye out, and get ready to, Turn That Screen Off. It will be like a
finely tuned military operation. You slowly type in the search bar, Gadgets for men,
and as if by magic all these amazing products appear before your eyes, you are armed
and dangerous with credit card in hand. The first product you see you want. It is a
classic 1979 Ford Capri Speedometer clock, this really is something you have needed
all your life, so you very quickly put your credit card details in and buy it. Oh yes, the
confidence is flowing, and you really are feeling so proud of yourself now. Next, you
search for a giant cinema size smart TV. You buy the largest one you can find. Next
up is a full-size snooker Table. Now you know how much you need this, and you also
know it won’t even come close to fitting in your mancave, so you must wrestle with
your highly developed intellect and your powerful, wild caveman instincts. Why did you
buy that? I suppose you can always send it back. You begin to feel like you are in a
dream, you buy a black spinning leather hidrotic reclining chair, with built-in blue tooth,
and matching six-seater sofa. Suddenly an advert for a solar-powered mini-indoor
barbeque set comes up, obviously, you buy that one, and next is a classic regency
styled cocktail bar, then a dartboard and next up is a flat pack karaoke with a Saturday
night fever styled LED-lit mini two-person dance floor. Then you casually spot a fine
pair of--watt second-hand Wharfdale speakers, you really can’t pass that one
up. Then you stop for a moment and imagine just how it will all look, once unpacked
and correctly placed in the mancave, and you start to become emotional at the very
thought of it. You never realised just how much class and artistic flair you had. Calmly
back to the laptop you go and tap in football memorabilia. You see gently floating
across the screen a beautiful see-through 2 ft x 2 ft box, made from the finest old
English plastic, encasing a small piece of genuine Wembley Stadium turf, from the
1966 world cup final between England and Germany, so you by 3, because you know
how they will be a real talking point as your mates gather around and stare in awe of
your wonderous mancave possessions. Then you buy an original, 22 kt gold leaf
trimmed, white leather football boot signed, by Gary Linaker and Paul Gascoigne, and
it even includes laces. You are now feeling very thirsty after all this work and you think
about your mates and beer. But first, you roughly calculate how much you have spent,
and you come up with the estimated figure of around £17,623.16p. Not bad, you think.
Feeling chuffed with yourself you start to type, and you really do give a lot of thought
to this one. ‘Mancave’ is what you come up with, and the last two products that you
purchase are, A life-size, Cutty Sark style beer barrel, containing 15,5 gallons of
original North Korean whisky, and a crystal Glass coffee table suspended on the back
half of a 1987 Renault Fuego bumper, still containing the original working brake lights,
number plate and logbook. Then your lovely wife pops her head around the door and
passes you a nice hot cup of tea, and asks you, “How are you going, dear? I hope you
haven’t gone over budget.”
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Famous People with Caribbean Roots
Throughout history, famous people with Caribbean roots have always played a pivotal
role and made great contributions on the world stage. Whether they have been actor’s
singer's politicians writers doctors Teachers Preachers or artists. Here are some but
to name a few.
Kamala Harris was born on 20 October 1964, and January 2021 saw her
proudly become the first female of Caribbean and Indian descent to be
inaugurated as United States Vise – President. Her mother is from Chennai,
in India and her father is from Brown’s Town, St. Ann Parrish, in Jamaica.
Romany Romanic Malco Jr.
This man is such a good actor. His first big movie was ‘The 40-year-old
virgin. ‘And he is also a successful recording producer. Romany was in
the US Marine Corps from-. And was born in New York USA
on 18 November 1968. He has been nominated for quite a few awards.
Including an NAACP image award. MTV movie award. And a screen
actors guild award. His family come from the Island of Trinidad in the tropical
Caribbean.
Karine Jean Pier was born on 13 August 1977. She has been the
United States White House principal deputy press secretary for the
Biden Administration since January 2021. She is also a former lecture
in international and public affairs at Columbia University. She is now an
American citizen and she was born on the Caribbean island of
Martinique.
Gerald Maxwell Rivera. Known simply as Maxwell. He is a brilliant
American
singer-songwriter and a
multi-talented musician
(guitar/keyboards) and record producer. Maxwell was born on 23 May
1973 in Brooklyn New York USA. It has been said that he was the
originator of the ‘Neo Soul’ movement that became popular in the
late1990s. Gerald’s mother came from Haiti in the Caribbean and his
father came from the Island of Puerto Rico.
Stephen Anthony Smith
Stephen was born on 14 October 1967 in the Bronx New York USA, He
is a massive television sports personality. Sports journalist radio host and
movie actor. He is best known for the movie he co-stared in called ‘I Think
I Love My Wife’. He also appears on ESPN’s First Take. Plus he is a
writer and a producer. He is super talented and does it all. Stephens
roots lie in Saint Thomas, US Virgin Islands in the Caribbean.
Yamiche Leone Alcindor
Born 01 November 1986 in Miami Florida USA. Yamiche Is the White
House correspondent for PBS NewsHour. Being a famous political
analyst and journalist she has been a news reporter for USA Today and
The New York Times. This busy lady is also the host of Washington
Week. Her mother and father originally came from Haiti.
Derek Luke
Derek Nathanial Luke is a brilliant tough all-American actor. With a real
colourful career. He played Gabe Jones in Captain America: The First
Avenger. And he won an Independent Spirit Award for his 2002 movie
debut ‘Antwone Fisher” which was directed by Denzel Washington. He
appeared in Spike Lee’s ‘Miracle Street.’ And he is in the new US hit
TV series ‘Empire.’ Derek was born on 24 April 1974 in New Jersey USA. His
Caribbean roots come from his father who was born in the beautiful calypso state of
Guyana.
Letitia Michelle Wright
Letitia is a talented Caribbean born duel national Guyanese-British
Actress. At the beginning of her career, she had some guest roles in
quite a few different TV series. Top Boy, Coming Up, Chasing
Shadows, Humans, Dr Who and Black Mirror. Because her amazingly
big talent obviously shone through, not only has she been nominated
for a Prime-Time Emmy award and MTV movie award for the Best on screen duo. Then her first big role came in the 2015 movie Urban hymn and she was
named one of the BAFTA breakthrough brits. In 2018 Letitia won an NAACP image
award plus a SAG award and was recognized globally for the amazing way she
portrayed Shuri in the Marvel Cinematic Universe Movie Black Panther. Then came
her role in Avengers: Infinity War, then 2019 Avengers: Endgame. This became the
highest-grossing movie of all time. Gaining her a BAFTA Rising Star award. 2020 saw
her appear in the Anthology series Small Axe, which gave her a Satellite Award
nomination. She was born on 31 October 1993, in sunny Georgetown Guyana
We have only skimmed the surface and touched upon a very few. But there really are
so many more famous people with Caribbean lineage roots.
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Shut your eyes and imagine you can hear the gentle sound of the waves crashing
against the shore. You can feel the warm sun beating down on your body, along with
the feel of the fine sand between your fingers. In the distance is that unmistakable laid
back sound of the Bossa Nova playing, people dancing laughing and quietly singing
Portuguese. You Can be in only one place on earth. The beautiful tropical city of Rio
De Janeiro in Brazil.
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Sustainability is at the core of Rio & Bossa Co. So all of our pieces are created using
100% biodegradable garments, the first of its kind that guarantees you the perfect fit
and incredible feel.
Co2 control and UV + protection Have you ever heard of ‘Smart Yarns?’ Amni Soul
Eco is the first fully biodegradable polyamide fibre in the world. Developed exclusively
by Rhodia, the Brazilian branch of Solvay. We estimate that after about 28 months it
will simply biodegrade and disappear when it is safely thrown away in the landfill
environment. This ingenious fabric is made entirely from reused fishin g nets and other
ocean waste. All of the leftover fabric is turned into cute little pet beds. They are then
donated to all the local shelters that take in, look after and care for abandoned animals
in Brazil and it is all made in a certified PETA approved facility
Inspired by Bossa Nova
In the late 1950s and early 1960s on the beaches of Rio de Janeiro a group of middleclass Musicians, students and Artist invented a brand new genre of music. It was
based on traditional Brazilian samba mixed with jazz, having very different beats.
Some of the first singers to record in the Bossa Nova genre were Elizete Cardoso,
Sylvia Telles and the most famous singer of them all was Joao Gilberto. He was a
Brazilian singer, songwriter and guitarist And his world-class, world famously laid back
song called “The Girl From Ipanema,” was not only a massive hit after its release, but
it is still being downloaded by his adoring fans to this day.
He was often referred to, around the world as the ‘Father of Bossa Nova.’ In his native
Brazil, he was also known as ‘O Mito.’ The direct translation from Portuguese into
English meaning is ‘The Legend,’
The beautiful laid back feel of this music and the atmosphere it creates along with its
elegance, sex appeal and playfulness, is the inspiration for our luxurious Swimwear
range, which sensually follow the harmonious contours of the body. Making you look
and feel a million dollars and out of this world.
The New Trend Setting Slow Fashion Movement
Here at Rio & Bossa Co, we are highly su pportive of the new trendsetting slow fashion
movement and produce very limited quantities of each piece, in turn making our
designs one of a kind.
It has been said, our goal in life is to make women look perfect, feel great, help the
environment. And set a new course in the fashion of women’s swimwear where all
others will follow, inspiring women to feel powerful and own their own Bossa.
www.rioandbossa.com
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Pop culture Allusions.com
Pop Culture Brand
Levi’s blue jeans
Creator Levi Strauss & co.
Established 01 May 1853
Headquarters San Francisco CA the USA
Levi made a pair of pants from blue denim placing metal rivets on the seams and
pockets. Hey Presto. A pair of jeans was born. Worn by everybody. A classic American
success storey.
The Polyester Leisure Suit
Creator no one actually knows but he must obviously have gone into hiding.
Invented unfortunately 1970s
Location Somewhere on a psychedelic safari
This is another one of those bewildering 1970s clothing fashions that beggar’s belief.
The bright spark that invented this winner for some reason decided that men needed
to start wearing colourful stretchy safari suits that catch fire easily.
Starbucks Coffee
Founders Jerry Baldwin Gordon Bowker Zev Siegal
Established 1971
Location Seattle USA
The Big Starbucks three all had three things in common. They were academics they
loved coffee and they loved tea. Naming their world-famous brand after ‘The first mate’
in the classic novel ‘Moby Dick.’ I just love their cappuccino and warm cinnamon swirl.
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