Rodrigo Rivas Salgado

Anything that preserves the species By Rodrigo Rivas Salgado Let’s suppose a certain guy approaches me in the street. He tells me Hi, cutie. You’ve got some pretty eyes, why don’t you give me your number? Let’s suppose I reject him. In case he insists, I tell him to fuck off. Even so, he’ll not go, probably he’ll insist more. Most probably, he’ll call me a whore and start crying that if he was handsome, blonde, tall, with money, whatever, I wouldn’t reject him. And to be honest, that’s correct. So what? Excuse me, but can’t I choose whom do I like and whom I do not? I mean, same way he can choose go cruising for chicks in the streets; can’t I choose not to speak to him if I don’t feel like it? Turns out just because the guy decided to flirt, I have to eat my shit and accept him no matter what. So I’m sister charity now, with my legs wide-open for anyone who comes begging for some love. Wow, how manly, how macho. Why the crying if I say no? Wasn’t it the way you liked it? Competing, who gets all the girls, who’s got the biggest one. I don’t like you, thank you, bye. Withal, weren’t they themselves who made up the rules? I couldn’t care less about your male figure. Why don’t you all go play arm-wrestling while you guys jack off each other. For real, it’s your game. It’s like when the rich kid invites you to his house, forcing you to play all the time with him, and what’s worse, with his made up rules that leave you at disadvantage. And after you win, even so, he decides he doesn’t wanna’ play no more. He cheats and cries. So you propose another game. What does he do? he gets mad and beats the shit out of you. Oh I get it. You want a bigger challenge, so the true alpha male of the pack stands out. That must be. So if it’s not that, I don’t want to hear you bitchin’ and crying like babies. Come on play fair. I want to see all you lined-up, fighting, with the best genes offering for preserving the species. The survival of the fittest. He who gets to get me pregnant. A few centuries more in our pockets. I want the real macho amongst you. *Publish* 17/05/2018 10:04 p.m. 70 likes, 15 angry, 25 haha, 3 wow, 12 loved it, 2 Sad Pablo Álvarez sent you a message -Hi :) -Hello :P -Hey, I liked your status a lot. *View Pablo Álvarez’s profile* *View Profile picture* Nice, is that Mexico? Ugh, why do people always wear sunglasses in their profile pics? He’s got a pretty nose though *15 common friends* *FB chat* -Haha Thank you :) -So dark and funny And so true ;) -Yes haha Hey, where do I know you from? -Oh It was in a party, long time, at Majo Lara’s house. -Ah yes, yes, I think I remember you. -We talked for a moment Liked you vibe -Oh, I see -Yes 10:38 p.m. 18/05/2018 -Sup -Hi How’s it going? -You usually write that kind of stuff? -Sometimes -Bet many people gets all crazy -Well I got used to it. -Haha funny - :) 5:23 p.m. -I suppose you read a lot You give me that vibe -Yeah I like it -Here’s a proposal You and I go for coffee, and you tell me more of those ideas ;) Jesus… -If you just want to fuck, you can say it, you know? ✓ 8:13 p.m. -No, no, I just want to meet you 19/05/2018 -And if I told you, sure lets fuck? ✓ 21/05/2018 -Got an idea, come to my house and we can hang ✓ 26/05/2018 -Hi, cutie, what ya doin? :) -Nothing You? -Thinking we should definitely hang ✓ 02/06/2018 -Hello ✓ 18/06/2018 -Hi, pretty :3 ✓ 20/06/2018 -What’s up? ✓ 05/07/2018 -Hey, wanna fuck?