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Alien & Fire OG / Fire Alien Kush
Fire Alien Kush is a perfect hybrid. Alien in its perfection with an even 50/50 Sativa / Indica balance. It is so uplifting, it has become a personal essential. It can bring hope into the worst day of your life and will bring you a smile for the present moment. It is so relaxing and calming. The flavor is quite nice; overly earthy with an exotic wood scent that I can't quite pinpoint. Aromatic AF. This is a beautiful strain and I recommend it for anything and everything. Green Life Productions nailed this strain.
Alien Orange Cookies
Alien Orange Cookies is a cross between (Alien Technology x Orange Cookies) that will leave you with an extremely euphoric, very cerebral, slightly racy high, while the flavor almost resembles an earthy orange creamsicle. This is a great strain for Depression, Stress, and some G.I. conditions.
Albert Walker
Albert Walker is an indica-dominant hybrid with unknown origins, but is thought to have descended from Afghan Skunk and bred in the Pacific Northwest. Evidence of its lineage is found in its sour lemon and skunky smell and heavy full-body effects that can last for several hours. Albert Walker’s euphoric and relaxing qualities make it a go-to strain for patients treating depression and anxiety, and may also have benefits for chronic pain and appetite loss. THC points, at least 15%, though some proposes a higher extent, more than 19% in some cases. CBD heights, though, are distinctly low, less than 1%, so this strain probably shouldn't be recommended as a leading-edge cure for epilepsy. This clone-only strain may come as a challenge for some growers as the plants tend to require frequent attention and maintenance. However, the high yields following its 8-week flowering cycle could be considered a satisfactory reward.
Afgoo
Afgoo (sometimes known as Afgooey) is an indica-dominant hybrid that relies on potent landrace genetics to deliver strong, lasting sedation. As its name implies, this strain is descended from an Afghani indica landrace that has been crossed with flavorful Maui Haze. A staple strain in its own right, Afgoo has a rich and earthy flavor profile to complement its sleepy, weighty vibes. Cannabis testing lab Analytical 360 has found samples of Afgoo to have between 14% and 28% THC composition. Afgoo is marked by small to medium buds that adhere in the dense and solid bud structure that is often associated with indica varieties. These flowers range in shape from almost spherical to elongated and cylindrical. The tightly-coiled leaves are a bright shade of spring green and are threaded through with rust-colored hairs (which are actually pistils, intended to catch pollen from fertilizing male plants). The “goo” in Afgoo’s name refers to its copious amounts of resin, which ooze out of a blanket of trichomes.
Amnesia Lemon Haze
Amnesia Lemon is a delicious blend made by a crossing Amnesia Haze with Lemon Skunk. The tantalizing tangs combined with the power and resilience of both lineages produced this spectacular strain. The uplifting and cerebral high is definitely Sativa and will leaving you wanting more. The Amnesia Lemon has a flowering cycle of just 8 to 9 weeks and grows medium high, with long dense colas.
With earthy flavors of lemons and citrus, Amnesia Haze is a perfect strain to start your day with a smile. The uplifting, energetic buzz is one you won’t soon forget. Its genetics have been traced back to the South Asian and Jamaican landrace strains, and this Cannabis Cup winner (1st place 2004, 1st place Sativa Cup 2012) has since been popularized in the coffee shops of Amsterdam
Alien Tech Cherry Pie
Alien Tech Cherry Pie is an amalgam of Durban Poison and Granddaddy Purple. This Indica strain has won several awards, including a third-place showing in the medical sativa category of the 2014 High Times U.S. Cannabis Cup in Denver. With buds that are dense and full of orange hairs and a touch of purple, this strain smells of sweet and sour cherry pie. The effects have been known to come on in minutes and stick around for a couple hours. One could feel an energetic surge almost immediately with thoughts immediately starting to speed up, followed closely by pace of speech. It may lead to a significant acceleration in one’s flow of conversation feeling the cerebral high. Not only will it uplift your mood, it will also ignite your perceptivities and edify you from inside. Few tokes of this astounding strain will effect sensations to alter your cerebral state into that of sheer fulfillment and pleasure.
Amethyst
Amethyst Bud, also known simply as “Amethyst,” is an indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain created through crossing the classic Afghani x Lavender strains. This bud is known for its rich and colorful appearance, with tight tiny nugs accented by deep purples and bright reds, all coated with sweet frosty trichomes. The smell of Amethyst Bud isn’t that bad either, with a sweet fresh lavender aroma that becomes slightly pungent and heavy with berries as the nugs are burned. The flavor is of sweet berries and rich florals with just a touch of fresh earth upon exhale. And if you like the flavor, you’ll adore the high of this gorgeous lady. The Amethyst Bud high is long-lasting and relaxing with social tendencies that leave you chatting and laughing for hours on end with no relief. The high hits you first with a cerebral rush of euphoric, almost frantic, energy that infuses you with the need to talk. As this effect grows and grows, your body will fall into a state of complete relaxation that will eventually quell your racing thoughts. Thanks to its high 13-20% average THC level and these pretty powerful effects, Amethyst Bud is often chosen to treat conditions such as hypertension, muscle spasms, insomnia, nausea and chronic pain.
Amnesia Haze
Amnesia Haze is a sativa-dominant hybrid that, despite its potency, won't leave you with a severely impaired memory. Composed from a cross of staple strain Haze and several different worldwide landraces, including Thai, Hawaiian, and Afghani, Amnesia Haze may actually drive inspiration rather than forgetfulness. The Afghani indica in its genetics makes for a well-balanced, albeit somewhat cerebral high. Amnesia Haze that exists in the commercial market is mainly derived from two sources: First Medical Seed and Soma Seeds, the Amsterdam-based company responsible for creative strains like Lavender. The strain is a favorite for its uplifting vibes and its rich flavor. It won 1st place overall in the 2004 Cannabis Cup and Best Sativa in the 2012 Cannabis Cup. The THC content of Amnesia Haze ranges from about 20% to 25%. This strain is distinguished by its chunky, dense flowers which show a synthesis of indica and sativa bud structures: although tightly-packed, the buds are more tapered and comical than round. Depending on how they're cured, buds will have a greenish to yellow tint. Rust-colored pistils, meant for the flowers to catch pollen from other male cannabis plants, stand out against the leaves. Phenotypes of Amnesia Haze can vary, with some playing host to more cloudy white trichomes than others; psychoactive potency can also vary in these cases. The unique size of the strain buds is matched by a unique scent and taste.
Amnesia
Amnesia is a sativa-dominant hybrid is a descendant of a Jamaican sativa, a Laotian sativa, and the indica-dominant Afghani Hawaiian. Composed from a cross of staple strain Haze and several different worldwide landraces, including Thai, Hawaiian, and Afghani, Amnesia Haze may actually drive inspiration rather than forgetfulness. The Afghani indica in its genetics makes for a well-balanced, albeit somewhat cerebral high. Amnesia Haze that exists in the commercial market is mainly derived from two sources: First Medical Seed and Soma Seeds, the Amsterdam-based company responsible for creative strains like Lavender. The strain is a favorite for its uplifting vibes and its rich flavor. It won 1st place overall in the 2004 Cannabis Cup and Best Sativa in the 2012 Cannabis Cup. The THC content of Amnesia Haze ranges from about 20% to 25%. Amnesia Haze's sense of focus can be helpful for those with attention deficit disorders who have trouble concentrating on specific tasks. It can also be a strong appetite stimulant. On the negative side, those prone to anxiety may experience some degree of paranoia due to Amnesia Haze's tendency to bring on a sense of frantic mind-race; as such, cannabis newcomers may want to temper initial dosage of this strain.
Banana Bubba Gum
Banana Bubba Gum is an exceptional indica leading cross element created through blending the luscious Banana Kush with the strong Bubba Gum. This tough to catch sprout produces relishing tangs and powerful effects, packing a 19-29% average THC heights into each scrumptious little nug. Each appetizing inhale gets tastes of saccharine bubblegum and rich Kush that loiter on your tongue long after you are done with toking. The dulcet whiff is very plummy and bloomy in essence, with a dainty bit of fresh honeyed bubblegum that can be sensed as the nugs are incinerated. Nearly, the moment you whiff out, your mind will be elevated into a mood of absolute exhilaration that obliterates any bad or vying considerations and renders you touching sky high. As these influences develop you will be imbibed with a realization of inspiration and concentration that won’t cause you feeling fretful. Thanks to these calming influences and its high THC extents, Banana Bubba Gum is believed to be ideal for treating insomnia, stress and enduring depression. This sprout has curved forest green nugs with murky amber hairs and a frigid bushy veneer of minuscule white crystal trichomes.
Baylien
Baylien is a hybrid strain 40/60 Indica derived from crossing Animal Cookies and Fire Alien Kush. Sprinkle Baylien crumble in a blunt or dab it straight and taste the fruity pine flavors stimulating creativity and appetite. That provides users with a calming, euphoric, and mood-boosting high that is very similar in effects and flavor to Girl Scout Cookies. A great strain for Depression, Anxiety, Appetite Stimulation, and Nausea.
Bear OG
Bear OG is a cross of the OG#17 mom (aka bear) which is a straight OG that gives good-sized buds (for an OG) and rock rock-hard nugs. It’s more on the lemon sour side of the OG flavors with almost every pheno hanging on Mom’s side. This is a straight OG that yields above average and is Karma’s favorite smoke. This strain can have you sense the whiff of elation, ingenuity, tranquility, analgesia, hunger gain, and ache reprieve. Harmful sides can include: little apprehension and slight dehydrated mouth.
BTY OG
BTY Better Than Yours has a short typical Indica dominant presentation, with large green and tan colored flowers. BTY OG Kush offers an incredible potent aromatic profile. This is a high profile OG strain that is a consistent crowd pleaser. It bears a soil-like pine and acerbic lemon scent with arboreal traces, its signature aroma. Known to frequently test with 28% or more THC when grown indoors, this amazing plant also produces incredible feelings of relaxation and euphoria.
Berry Bomb
Berry Bomb is a special cross of a hand selected Blueberry mother with the all-powerful Bomb #1 father. The result is outstanding; think Blueberry, but bigger yields, more THC and Bomb Seeds think that better taste too. The influence of their Bomb #1 strain gives Berry Bomb explosive growth while making the strain much easier to grow (both indoors and out) and easier to trim than the original. This strain produces a fat dominant single cola with large internodal distances and the characteristic explosive bomb upward growth. This is an excellent choice for SCROG. Indoors the plant will stay of medium height but outdoors this beauty can get huge. Like most purple/blue strains, Berry Bomb will turn blue under correct conditions (i.e. cooler, lower temperatures at night). It is considered to have good mould resistance. At harvest, buds are super frosty with a sweet berry perfume and taste. Delivering a classic indica effect with some sativa qualities thanks to the Blueberry mother, it won't lay you out for the count. It has is a good mould resistance strain and at harvest, buds are super frosty with a sweet berry perfume and taste. Berry Bomb provides a classic indica high and thanks to the indica Blueberry mother you won’t get that couch lock feeling.
Barney Rubble
Orange Cookies x Fruity Pebbles OG. Its powerful citrus and mango tang will turn your mouth completely tantalized. A stirring and peppy high that will smack you exact behind the eyes, a real efficient daytime high. Its scent is an exclusive amalgam with skunky and saccharine airs, and its countenance is tremendously icy and sugar-coated with perky orange trichomes.
Bay Dream
Bay Dream is a sativa-prevalent cross (80% sativa/20% indica) with an intoxicating smell to match its potent head high. This strain is the creation of Granddaddy Purple, a breeding collective based in Northern California who also claim responsibility for the eponymous Grandaddy Purple strain. Bay Dream is a cross between the wildly popular Blue Dream and Grandaddy Purple Collective’s own fruity sativa Bay 11. This is a tasty, energizing strain that’s perfect for waking and baking or socializing. Cannabis testing lab Analytics 360 has measured the THC composition of Bay Dream flowers at between a modest 12% and an impressive 26%. This strain has a high that builds slowly for a sativa, starting with some changes in breathing and soon making itself known as a pressure around the temples. Users feel a more intense awareness of their surrounding and may feel more talkative. Depending on the individual user’s level of experience with cannabis and tendency towards anxiety, Bay Dream may be powerfully disorienting in this sense. The feeling of having a loud inner monologue, a common effect of many strong sativas, is often reported. In a positive and familiar environment, users can direct this high towards creative pursuits. It can also be a strong appetite stimulant. It encourages rapid-fire and recursive thinking, this may not be the best option for those prone to anxiety. Bay Dream is also not an ideal nighttime smoke, as it may leave users feeling wired and alert.
Berry Kush
Berry Kush, also known as Kush Berry, is an Indica-dominant American strain combining OG Kush from Los Angeles with a Blueberry. Blueberry was originally created in the Netherlands in the late 1970s but the strain used here is from Oregon. Blueberry has an impressive pedigree with three appearances on the High Times Cannabis Cup podium including first place overall in 2000.The Berry Kush strain has a fresh-earth aroma with undertones of exotic fruit and the flavor continues those themes with the addition of citrus and berry notes. The high combines a pleasurable body buzz with cerebral stimulation and won’t leave you couch locked. Medically, this weed can help with stress and appetite problems. The plants are small to medium in height with dark green leaves and fat buds that are covered in reddish brown hairs. THC content is around 15 percent. Indoors, it thrives in both hydro and soil. Flowering time is between eight and nine weeks and you can expect to harvest 400 to 500 grams per square meter. Kush Berry is a strain that is recommended for people going through chemo, as it helps with the appetite issues, pain, and weakness that these patients in particular suffer from. It’s is definitely a sought after strain and worth a shot if you see it at your local dispensary.
Berry White
Berry White is an Indica-dominant strain also known as Blue Widow and White Berry. The buds of this strain can have a distinctive blue tint and are covered in long orange hairs. Sativa effects shine through in this strain. Most users need only a couple of hits to induce happy euphoric feelings and uplifted mood. A growing number of users report a surge in creativity, more powerful than the happy high. Some users state they feel more focused. Berry White has common negative side effects, which include paranoia, anxiety, dizziness, and dry eyes and mouth. The strain provides a semi-powerful body high when a large quantity is consumed, which allows people to experience relief from minor aches and pain. Unfortunately, those suffering from severe pain will likely find this strain to be of little help. Berry White, like other strains with similar genetic make-up, has been helpful to people suffering with muscle spasms and nervous ticks. However, Berry White is most often used to alleviate depression, stress, anxiety, nausea, chronic migraines, and low appetite. Berry White is a cross between DJ Short's Blueberry (Indica) and White Widow (Sativa). The exact genetics of this strain, however, are unknown. It is said to have a fruity smell that turns into a strong sour berry scent when the buds are broken up. Flowering can be expected in approximately 50 days. The strain is capable of producing 400 to 500 grams per square meter. Berry White can be grown indoors or out, and it is easy to care for as it grows a good ratio of calyx and leaves, which makes it an easy plant to trim.
Blue Flame
The Blue Flame strain is vigorous and extremely pungent and is a nearly balanced hybrid that leans only slightly towards the Indica dominant side. This Blueberry Romulan and Fire Headband hybrid produces medium sized yields of large and sticky buds that effortlessly stink up your entire grow room. It grows big very fast for an Indica heavy hybrid, so make sure to top or super crop her if needed to avoid any height issues, as it has be known to triple in size during the flowering stage. It starts off with a very uplifting and psychoactive head buzz that sits heavy on your eyelids while it's soothing body high floats throughout your body and brings the total package together.
Biscotti
Having this strain is a true pleasure to smell and smoke. Providing great pain relief whilst calming your anxieties. A great way to relax at the weekend or end of the day. It will help you drift off to sleep and give you those much desired sleep-ins in the morning. Its THC amount is at 19% typically.
Black Afghani Rose
Black Afghani Rose is a rare sativa grown by Leaf Werx. It has a fruity flavor and provides a focus puts you in the zone quickly and get work done for hours. This flower has a dank skunk smell with berries. The flower is pretty average in appearance, but the smoke is a ten. The flower was a little dry, but that’s great for a bong. The high hits your quickly and turns your focus directly to the task at hand. This is the strain you smoke to clean the house or finally do that project you’ve been putting off. The Black Afghani Rose comes on hard after the first exhale, washing over you with a rush of uplifted energy. Its flavor smells of spicy florals and earthy berries that are sweet and fruity. One’s subconscious will levitate into cheerful inspiration and effort as your body tends to tingle with blissful energy. Your mind will be lifted into happy motivation and focus as your body starts to prickle with idyllic oomph. This sting will nippily turn into a dazing body high, which assuage pains without inducing you to get anaesthetized or sleepy. In blend with its high THC level, these features land Black Afghani Rose an advantage in handling conditions such as lingering aching, melancholy, soreness, migraines or headaches, and enduring lassitude.
Black Berry Kush
Blackberry Kush is a predominately Indica Strain with buds covered in thin red hairs and lots of trichomes. Laced throughout the green buds are purple, yellow and black hues. The Indica heritage is clearly exhibited making users feel a strong couch lock body high. Even so, the strain still provides powerful euphoric feelings of happiness and an elevated mood. Users often report feeling a heavy onset of the munchies to boot. Apart from the bloodshot eyes and dry mouth users of Blackberry Kush have also experienced dizziness, headaches and occasionally anxiety. The Indica properties of Blackberry Kush make it a top choice by many people suffering from insomnia and chronic pain. It is those same Indica effects that also make the strain good for night time use. It is also heavily prescribed for those dealing with disorders affecting their ability to cope with stress, nervousness and anxiety.
Blackberry Kush exact heritage is unknown though it is estimated by most dispensaries to be roughly eighty percent Indica. There are those that say it a cross between an Afghani, a pure Indica, and one of the Blackberry strains while others say the Afghani was crossed not with a Blackberry but DJ Short Blueberry. Some believe the Afghani was part of a Blackberry strain that is the father which then crossed with a Bubba Kush. A few believe that Bubba Kush was instead crossed with a DJ Short Blueberry to produce Blackberry Kush.
Black Cherry OG
Black Cherry OG is a cross (50% indica/50% sativa) strain bred by Grand Daddy Purple that combines Ken’s OG with an unknown Granddaddy Purple hybrid. Dense buds take on an intense purple hue at the end of Black Cherry OG’s maturation and develop a sweet aroma like fruity tea. Relaxing full-body effects take over, ridding you of pain and insomnia while lifting the mood. This dank bud has closely guarded genetics, although it is known that it is a cross between Ken’s OG X an unknown Grand Daddy Purple strain. The THC level of this bud has never been tested, although it is generally agreed that it is moderate, or between 12-18%. Users describe the Black Cherry OG high as one that is incredibly relaxed at the onset, leaving you uplifted, happy, and slightly sleepy. This is followed by a heavy-hitting potent sedation and couch-lock that leaves you completely relaxed with a moderate cases of the munchies before easing you into a deep sleep. Due to these potent effects, Black Cherry OG is said to be an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from condition such as chronic pain due to injury or illness, insomnia, chronic stress, or mild cases of depression. Black Cherry OG buds have an aroma of sweet and spicy berry with a taste of sweet berry tea with a hint of blueberry spice. These buds have long, dense pepper-shaped forest green nugs with patches of minty green and a spattering of bright orange hairs and trichomes.