Mr Katundu

I don’t install apps. I deploy them. Every game, every trading platform, every workaround—it’s a mission. I don’t care if it’s blocked in Namibia. I’ll find the APK, run the VPN, test the RAM, and log the outcome. If it crashes, I archive the failure. If it runs smooth, I squad-code it for legacy. Free Fire MAX? That’s not just a game. It’s reflex training. I benchmark RAM, battery drain, and network load. I don’t play—I test. I log. I rate. Pocket Option? Demo-first, low deposit, fast payout. I don’t trade blind. I run it through weak signal zones, test withdrawal speed, and check if it survives a multitask stack. If it does, it earns a legacy tag. Geo-restrictions? I don’t ask permission. I build tunnels. VPNs, SIM swaps, APN tweaks—I’ve turned blocked apps into tactical wins. Every workaround is a war story. Stories? Yeah, I write those too. The Girl Who Stole Rain wasn’t just fiction. It was emotional payload. Tactical metaphor. I dropped it with a cover page, metadata, and legacy intent. That’s how I archive truth. This portfolio isn’t a showcase. It’s a war map. Every app, every story, every workaround—it’s logged, timestamped, and squad-coded. I’m not just a freelancer. I’m building an empire.