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[music playing]
Reporter: It must be great to be Batman.
Woman: Batman, we love you!
Batman: Thank you. I’m blushing super hard under the mask.
Man: Batman!
Batman: Prego.
Woman: Thanks, Batman.
Reporter: I can only imagine he’s going home right now to party the night away, surrounded by friends and lady active-wear models.
Batman: Hey, computer, I’m home. [echoes]
♫ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do ♫
Alfred Pennyworth: Master Bruce, your greatest fear is –
Batman: Snakes?
Alfred: No.
Batman: It’s clowns.
Alfred: No. It’s being part of a family again.
Batman: No. Now, it’s snake clowns because you put that idea in my head.
Alfred: Sir, you need to take responsibility for your life, and it starts by raising the young orphan you adopted.
Batman: I thought I was being sarcastic.
Robin: Hello, secret camera. What? It’s the Bat Cave. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Look, it’s the Batsub!
Batman: Don’t touch that.
Robin: The Batzeppelin!
Batman: Don’t touch that either!
Robin: It’s the Batkayak!
Batman: No.
Robin: Do I get a costume? I love it. But these pants are just a little tight. I got an idea. Rip! It’s better.
Batman: I can only look you in the eyes right now.
Joker: Hi, Batman!
Robin: No way!
Joker: Come catch your greatest enemy.
Batman: Superman is my greatest enemy.
Joker: Superman’s not a bad guy!
Batman: Then I’d say that I don’t currently have a bad guy. I am fighting a few different people.
Batman: I like to fight around.
Barbara Gordon: Hi. Barbara Gordon. New police commissioner. It’s my dream for the police force to team up with Batman.
Bruce Wayne: What?
Barbara: Wouldn’t that be better?
Bruce: I hate everything you just said.
Robin: I’m falling!
Batman: Got you.
Barbara: Nice.
Batman: Initialize Master Builder.
Barbara: I got it!
Robin: Here you go!
Batman: Yes, we did it! Pretty cool, huh?
Robin: Why did you build this thing with only one seat?
Batman: Uh, because last I checked I only had one butt.
Batman: Let’s go defeat the Joker.
Robin: We’re going on a family trip. I can wear my costume too. Well, luckily for us, you left your costume back at—
Robin: Rip!
Batman: Oh, no, under your clothes. That’s perfect.
♫ Rock and roll ♫